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Journal Entry: Thu May 10, 2007, 3:37 PM
  • Mood: It's Hot
  • Listening to: Hurt - House Carpenter
  • Reading: Bill Bryson - The Lost Continent
  • Drinking: Big Tea
I have been given a mighty mission by ~cedrada - I have to write a journal that talks about six things beginning with the letter K. The letter K being a woefully underappreciated little soul, I hope to bring it back into the limelight. ;) So, here we go!

Kung Fu - I went to a few kung fu classes back at university, but gradually phased out of going to them. I keep intending to take it back up again, but most of the martial arts classes around here are general self-defense, not any particular art. I might have to take one of them anyway. It's good for fitness, confidence and it's good fun (the classes I went to, at least!)

Keys - one item of the Necessity Triangle, my keys have become a part of the near-subconscious checking routine I do when I leave the flat. Wallet, phone, keys, in that order. Keys so I can let myself back in again, phone so I can call `fleet21 if I lose my keys, and wallet for if I run out of phone credit. Foolproof!

Kettle - I think I might actually be developing a caffeine addiction, in all seriousness. My tea consumption has rocketed since moving into the flat, and my coffee consumption has not decreased to match. Coffee, tea, green tea, hot chocolate, Lemsip...if it involves boiling water, I'd probably consider drinking it at some point. The act of making tea or coffee seems, in itself, to be remarkably pleasant. Apparently (trivia for you), some caffeine addicts can get a mild buzz simply from making coffee, not drinking it. Pavlovian conditioning, of a sort.

Kittens - I'm allergic to cat hairs, or something in cat hair. This is actually rather saddening, since I really do like cats - I just have an annoying tendency to find breathing and seeing difficult around them, which cuts short any potential feline-human friendship on my part. Hopefully it's something I'll outgrow with time.

Kumquats - `fleet21 bought some kumquats a while ago. They sat in our fridge for a couple of weeks before being thrown out, along with the dragonfruit and bananitos that we bought. We couldn't help it, they were in the 'exotic fruit' section at Tesco's, we walked past with a trolley...what were we meant to do? They looked shiny! Okay, so we never ate them, but we had a dream, dammit! :shakefist:

Keto - Dr Keto is the name of my character on Blue Dwarf ([link]). He's a sarcastic, angry man who wastes no opportunity to advance his own status and power at the expense of others. In short, he's mainly the darker side of me. Of course, he's also susceptible to making fairly inept mistakes and embarrassing faux pas, which just makes it even more fun. He's been my character aboard the Dwarf for over six years now (I believe) and I've had huge fun along the way.

So there we have it. Six Ks. Enjoy! If anybody wants to be assigned a letter, let me know and you can take the challenge.

First person to irritate me gets X. =P

Devious Information

  • Current Age: 23
  • Current Residence: UK
  • Interests: Reading, writing, contemplating
  • Favourite poet or writer: Fleet, MMS, Jeff Noon
  • Operating System: Win2000
  • MP3 player of choice: iTunes
  • Personal Quote: Touché.
  • Tools of the Trade: 1 PC, 1 word processor, 1 keyboard, 2 hands, 1 brain (optional)

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*Amberlouie:iconAmberlouie: Dec 15, 2007, 1:14:15 AM
i still cannot get ryan to jump on you at 5 am in the morn, and say "UP YOUR BUM."

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~cedrada:iconcedrada: Sep 8, 2007, 5:38:51 PM Mood: Tender
I have 158 Deviations and 174 Messages....

:faint:

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"He's an otherworldly chivalrous astronaut on the wrong side of the law. She's a provocative nymphomaniac fairy princess from a secret island of warrior women. They fight crime!"
~spiritbreath:iconspiritbreath: Apr 24, 2007, 2:11:22 PM
:P I have decided that revision is for losers and now Ryan's left Firefly for me to watch.. DAYS before my first exam.

I am SO going to fail. But then we're all going to go see PoTC3 so it's all good!

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"Thought and language are to the artist instruments of an art." Wilde
~cedrada:iconcedrada: Mar 2, 2007, 6:59:44 PM Mood: Longing
*pester*

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"He's an otherworldly chivalrous astronaut on the wrong side of the law. She's a provocative nymphomaniac fairy princess from a secret island of warrior women. They fight crime!"
*raygirl:iconraygirl: Dec 24, 2006, 7:08:58 AM
Thanks for the watch you crazy so and so you!

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~my RL little sister Skooterwolf!~

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`fleet21:iconfleet21: Dec 22, 2006, 6:58:49 AM
where the fuck are you on dA? there's no more activity!

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R. Eames / S. Mayer
Smertiest Smerter.
`Illusio-5:iconIllusio-5: Dec 20, 2006, 5:00:54 PM
Weeee!

Helloooo, thanks for :+devwatch: ing me back..and it was lovely to see you too mate :D

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I L L U S I O - S T O C K

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`fleet21:iconfleet21: Sep 26, 2006, 3:20:22 AM
then the glory is mine

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Smertiest Smerter.
~jack-cade:iconjack-cade: Sep 26, 2006, 2:58:29 AM
No, because that would be raping my glory!

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`fleet21:iconfleet21: Sep 26, 2006, 2:35:00 AM
well curses, I should count!

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R. Eames / S. Mayer
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~spiritbreath:iconspiritbreath: Sep 21, 2006, 2:13:39 PM
I agree, Ryan is a rabbit.

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"Thought and language are to the artist instruments of an art." Wilde
~cedrada:iconcedrada: Sep 18, 2006, 2:54:33 AM Mood: Adoration
:hungoverluff:

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"If at first you don't succeed... Throw a temper tantrum"
~jhxmt:iconjhxmt: Sep 17, 2006, 3:17:20 PM
Curse my skill at bowling and pool! :shakefist:

I'll get to 10k eventually. Tortoise and hare, my friend, tortoise and hare.

(Although in this case I fear the tortoise is dead and the hare has had marathon training... =P)

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I'll come to thee by moonlight, though hell should bar the way! - Alfred Noyes
~jack-cade:iconjack-cade: Sep 15, 2006, 3:31:39 PM
Who's the first to 10k pageviews? Eh? Eh?

Ryan doesn't count because he's, like, popular or something. Blame it on my being so very prolific. Blame that on my being so dissatisfied with non-artistic pursuits. Consider the pageviews you could garner if you didn't enjoy your job quite as much and weren't better than me at bowling and pool, you git.

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~jhxmt:iconjhxmt: Sep 13, 2006, 1:36:45 PM
!?

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I'll come to thee by moonlight, though hell should bar the way! - Alfred Noyes
~jhxmt:iconjhxmt: Aug 25, 2006, 3:58:26 PM
:O

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I'll come to thee by moonlight, though hell should bar the way! - Alfred Noyes
~spiritbreath:iconspiritbreath: Aug 24, 2006, 5:59:31 AM
boo!

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"Thought and language are to the artist instruments of an art." Wilde
~cedrada:iconcedrada: Aug 21, 2006, 6:25:34 AM Mood: Adoration
:glomp:age

*munches on chocolate*

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"If at first you don't succeed... Throw a temper tantrum"
~mobius-tempus:iconmobius-tempus: Aug 20, 2006, 10:17:16 AM
Word up!

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"In a Universe of Infinite wonders..only Humans could invent Bordem..." Death/Hogfather
~jhxmt:iconjhxmt: Aug 13, 2006, 5:11:37 AM
That's a lie, a damned lie!

It's Saturdays.

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I'll come to thee by moonlight, though hell should bar the way! - Alfred Noyes
`imperfect:iconimperfect: Aug 12, 2006, 5:03:30 PM
i heard this rumour that you and fleet go dogging on a sunday at tesco carpark.

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dAmn writers!
~cedrada:iconcedrada: Aug 8, 2006, 5:28:57 PM Mood: Yearning
<3

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"If at first you don't succeed... Throw a temper tantrum"
~jhxmt:iconjhxmt: Aug 7, 2006, 1:08:07 PM
Of course I'll be coming to visit you, try and stop me!

Also, writing impetus is always a good thing. :) Just be prepared for a long, slow battle before it has any effect. ;)

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I'll come to thee by moonlight, though hell should bar the way! - Alfred Noyes
~jack-cade:iconjack-cade: Aug 4, 2006, 3:32:48 PM
I'll tell you this, Mr. K! Now that I'm making the effort to move not just myself, but all of my belongings and my whole silly life down to your part of the world, you had better come visit me!

Also, I'm going to make you start writing again. So dah!

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